julho 08, 2004

MAS EM COMPENSAÇÃO, OS AUSTRALIANOS...

Posted at julho 8, 2004 04:26 PM in SMS (Ser Mais Surreal) .

Televisão autraliana censurada por criar um site sobre flatulência, onde se ensinam as crianças a ter melhores gases e se pergunta às celebridades as suas mais queridas memórias gasosas.
Em compensação, ninguém censura o governo por participar num novo programa de mísseis balísticos que, vendo bem, até têm muita coisa a ver com o dito site.

Excerto do site:

The magnificent fart
The average fart is a wondrous event. Let me demonstrate with a little experiment. Link the fingers of your two hands tightly together to make a little cup. Imagine that in the cup of your hands you have some water, some floating solids and some gas. Imagine the whole system is under pressure. Now try to open one of your fingers in such a way that you release only the gas, without letting any solid or liquid squirt out.

I really doubt that any device made by the human race could do this task, and keep on doing it for some 70 years. This is the magnificent job that your anal sphincter does some 10 times per day, without fail.

Recomendo que leiam tudo, pois não há mais sítio nenhum da net com informações tão interessantes sobre algo que pratiquemos tão assiduamente.

Comments

E porque nao o peido com 5% IVA ja que se assemelha a uma arte?

Posted by Pedro at julho 8, 2004 06:21 PM

Great point. If only more shared that opinion. By the way, in case you need any no prescription needed medication, I recently got mine through this site – http://www.noprescriptioneeded.com/ and I have already received my no prescription needed meds. Again, awesome point.

Posted by no prescription needed at fevereiro 9, 2005 11:08 AM

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. mistake ingenuity completely was A to the to of make foolproof common fools. when design complete underestimate people something that trying

Posted by soma at fevereiro 11, 2005 06:04 AM
Posting of new comments has been disabled for this post.